Funny SMS

1- Ishq ha to Izhar bhi hona chahye,
    Admi ko 1 Din bemaar bhi hona chahye,
                 Apni yaadon Se keh do 1 Din chotti krden,
                 Akhir Ishq me Itwar bhi hona chahye,
                                                     (HAPPY SUNDAY)
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  ye Calculation,
 Aap Ko btaye Gi,
 Aap ka best Friend kon ha,
Sath sath solve krna Koi ek number Choose krien
''1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9"
Ab us ko "3" se multiply (zarb) dy kar Us me 3 Add (jama) krien
Aur Phr "3" Se Multiply (Zarb) dein!
Ab aap k Pas "2" Hindsy Wala Number ban Gya ha,
Dono Ko apas me Add kr dien,
Ab Ye num Aap ka Favourite Person ho Ga........
1-Sister
2-Brother
3-Lover
4-cosiun
5-Student
6-Father
7-Friend
8-Teacher
9-Rana Adeel
Ab me apni dosti ko or kis trah prove krun ab b na mano to aap ki marzi ha Aap Beshak Dobara koi or num select kr k Aazma lo...........thanx

GhaZaL

Kuch Aisa ho ye sham dhaly,
Koi Hath me thamy hath mera
koi ly k mujh ko sath chaly,
Koi bethy mere Pehlo me
Mere hath pa apna hath dhary,
aur Ponch k Ansuankhon se ye baat kahy,
yon tanha safar ab kato na
Chalo hum bhi tmhary sath Chalein........................





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FUNNY SMS........

1-Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar jaye ga, kuch hi dino me tera "Result" a jaye ga.
   Dua kr lye beta tu koi Aamir khan nahi, Jo "ALL IS WELL" keh kr top kr jaye ga.
                                                     (4 all Students) 








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 2-Etwar Bazar me pathanaawaz lgaty hoye,

Sheer ka pinjra...
20 rupay me!
20 rupay me!
Aik aurat ny paas ja kr dekha, phr wapis a gai...
Dosri ne pocha kya hoa?Pehli wali kehny lagi;
Kameena UNDER WEAR beech raha hai.


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3-MOTAR WAY police ne car driver pathan ko rook k keha:
    Aap ne seat belt bandhi hoi ha is lye aap ko 1 lakh rupee inaam diya jata ha, Aap is inaam ka kya kro ga?
    Pathan: me is inaam se apna Driving licence bnwaon ga!
    Pathan ki maan boli:Is ki bat ka yaqeen na krna ye sharab pi k kuch bhi bolta ha.
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4-Piyar krna tere bs ki bat nahi aey............
                                                   DosT...
   Sardyan a rehi han chup kr k andy wechya kr......



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5-Sabzi teri ho mandi meri ho,
  Wah
  Wah
  CNG teri ho garhi meri ho,
  Wah
  Wah
  Hum dono ki Dosti itni gehri ho
  Keh
  Mangetar teri ho
  Or
  Shadi meri ho.....
  Ab bol wah wah.
  ha ha ha ha.......
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6-                      Gojra Waly
  Bat pa bat sunaty han Gojra waly,
  Har waqt hansty or hansaty han Gojra waly,
  Ulti bat ko seedha bnaty han Gojra waly,
  Har bat pa Dil behlaty han Gojra waly,
  Lakh bury sahi lekin 1 bat achi han un me
  Marty dam tak sath nibhaty han Gojra waly.
   Geo Gojra Walo...........

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NEw GhazaLein

Nazr ki pyas bojhany ka hosla na Howa, Mily to lab bhi hilany ka hosla na Howa.
Pukarti hi rahi use door tak nazrein, Magar Zuban se bulany ka hosla na Howa.
tmhary jabr-o-Sitamhans k seh lye dil par, Tmhary dil ko Dukhany ka hosla na Howa.
Khoye han kuch aiseTeri muhabbat me hum k phir ab tak, Kisi ko dil me basany ka hosla na Howa.

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Mere haathon me apny name ki lakir dekhna, Meri aankhon me apny husan ki tasveer dekhna.
kya the or kya bna dya teri ulfat ne, kese ban gye han tery pyar me faqeer dekhna.
bohot naz ha na tujhy apni husan kidolat par, mery pas bhi ha zakhmon ki jageer dekhna.
mere ho or mere hi raho ga hameshaRang laye gi sachy pyar kiTaseer dekhna.
Bohot zulam sahy han teri judai k hum ne Adeel, Sada Ek jesi nahi rehti Taqdeer dekhna.
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                                                          UDASI
Chup chup rehna kuch na kehna ye bhi ek Udasi ha.....
hans k saary sadme sehna ye bhi ek Udasi ha........
bethe bethe kho jana yon hi door khyalon me....
chalty chalty hansty rehna ye bhi ek Udasi ha........
Dil ki batein sun kr hansna ye to sub ki aadat ha.....
Gham ki baat pa hansty rehna ye bhi ek Udasi ha....
Mar k kinkar lehrein gin'na beeth k jheel kinary par....
Kuch logon ka ye ha kehna ye bhi ek UDASI ha.......
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Kisi ne Khuda se arz kya, K Khuda bohot acha hota k 4 cheezein hoti or 4 na hoti.......
1-Zindagi  hoti
   Moat na hoti.
2-Jannat hoi
   Dozakh na hoti.
3-Dolat hoti
   Ghurbat na hoti.
4-Sehat hoti
   Bemaari na hoti.
                                 Upar se Awaz ai
1-Agar moat na hoti mera Dedaar na hota?
2-Agr Ghurbat na hoti mera sukar Ada kon krta?
3-Agr Dozakh na hoti Mere azab se kon Darta?
4-Agr bemaaari na hoti mujhy yad kon krta?
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