FUNNY SMS........

1-Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar jaye ga, kuch hi dino me tera "Result" a jaye ga.
   Dua kr lye beta tu koi Aamir khan nahi, Jo "ALL IS WELL" keh kr top kr jaye ga.
                                                     (4 all Students) 








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 2-Etwar Bazar me pathanaawaz lgaty hoye,

Sheer ka pinjra...
20 rupay me!
20 rupay me!
Aik aurat ny paas ja kr dekha, phr wapis a gai...
Dosri ne pocha kya hoa?Pehli wali kehny lagi;
Kameena UNDER WEAR beech raha hai.


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3-MOTAR WAY police ne car driver pathan ko rook k keha:
    Aap ne seat belt bandhi hoi ha is lye aap ko 1 lakh rupee inaam diya jata ha, Aap is inaam ka kya kro ga?
    Pathan: me is inaam se apna Driving licence bnwaon ga!
    Pathan ki maan boli:Is ki bat ka yaqeen na krna ye sharab pi k kuch bhi bolta ha.
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4-Piyar krna tere bs ki bat nahi aey............
                                                   DosT...
   Sardyan a rehi han chup kr k andy wechya kr......



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5-Sabzi teri ho mandi meri ho,
  Wah
  Wah
  CNG teri ho garhi meri ho,
  Wah
  Wah
  Hum dono ki Dosti itni gehri ho
  Keh
  Mangetar teri ho
  Or
  Shadi meri ho.....
  Ab bol wah wah.
  ha ha ha ha.......
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6-                      Gojra Waly
  Bat pa bat sunaty han Gojra waly,
  Har waqt hansty or hansaty han Gojra waly,
  Ulti bat ko seedha bnaty han Gojra waly,
  Har bat pa Dil behlaty han Gojra waly,
  Lakh bury sahi lekin 1 bat achi han un me
  Marty dam tak sath nibhaty han Gojra waly.
   Geo Gojra Walo...........

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